I am a proverbial bulldozer of confusion decimating a rainforest of hearts and emotion so that maybe one day if I decide to build a low income housing development I will have plenty of room for the pool that will never be maintained and will always be simply a death trap for children and something that overall really just serves to lower the ( Read more... )

You know what sucks? I was just sick like 2.5 weeks ago. Now my head is about to explode.

Today my mind was filled with things I didn't want to be there.

One day this all is going to make a fine story. But not today. today it just blows.

Maybe I should just become a lesbian. You know, there are alot of people with money on that bet.

you know what's funny? there is a sure way to predict whether or not I am going to do something.

If I say that I certainly will never do something,  or never again, it is most assuredly not the case.

No one should ever have to read their own livejournal.

You know what? there is absolutely no reason why you should rub it in. No one deserves this, regardless of your own experiences. "friends" are supportive. Not vindictive and spiteful.

It's painful enough without your ridiculous and unwelcome self pity.

So sayeth me, the true doucherocket. I sucketh in the eyes of the Lord.

I have vomit in my nasal cavities.

Enjoy the image.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tEcZSGUv_ng


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http://www.hecklerspray.com/harry-potter-is-going-to-die/20051746.php

"And then, hiding underneath the invisibility cloak in the girl’s changing room, Harry Potter saw his first-ever hairy scar."

So today was Lisa's first day of school. I have 20 minutes until I have to pick her up. She goes 4 full days (8:30-3:30 ( Read more... )

Why God? Why the crocidile hunter? How could you do this to me?

::pathetic wimper::