when you brush your hair, it's not supposed to make a chuh chuhchuh chuuuh chuh snap noise, is it..?

so what the hell am i supposed to do now..? it is only 8.31pm EST and i am already drunk AND i have completed this evening's mission of remaking some contemporary pop songs. i mean really, what is the fucking point of life now..? I'VE HAD IT, STICK A FORK IN IT BABY AND TURN IT OVER, I'M DONE.

i suppose that really i should showcase my talent on my ( Read more... )

finally, a real reason to blog: david hasselhoff believes he should get more street cred over ending the cold war.

"I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie," he told the magazine.

now that's just creepy and further proof of the arrogant insanity of americans...

since i am Saving for France™, i decided that i am going to spend my friday night, not at a bar, but at home doing contemporay renditions of modern songs. beyonce's me, myself and i is Top Priority™.

the geegy monster just left to go to LA for the grammys. usually, when he goes to fancy things like this, i give him a message for The One I Love™.

today though, today i forgot who i love and so i had to give a message for the default loves of johnathon depp and anthony keidis.

what's the bet i remember Who I Love™ in about 23 seconds..?

i lost AIM service and got tragically bored so i started stapling things to my hair. it's FUN!!!

i'm high and i believe it is from all the pizza i just ate. i got high off cheese! i am a medical miracle!!!

okay, so about 2 weeks ago, i noticed that i had mysteriously put on 20lbs. i couldn't figure it out as i have stayed at the 123lb mark for years and years now.

well, i was just reading pandoradea's LJ and i see that she has magically got 20lbs fatter too and i also see that she is craving a luna bar.if she is craving a luna bar it means she eats ( Read more... )

you know how alice in chains sang about your drug of choice? well mine is koku except i no longer refer to her as koku, only as kokes.

when reek and i went to get a toner cartridge from staples earlier, he said "brother 1850".

you know how people use time to express a coordinate? well i thought he meant there was a Brother™ stood at ten to seven.

swiftly after saying "where?" i realised he meant the model toner i needed to buy.