I was about to write that I'm deliriously happy, which I still am, even though that I've been revolving through different doctor's doors. I've resorted to 2 different kinds of acupuncture, 1 kind of incense burning test, 3 kinds of chinese medicine - bug juice, bark tea, and mud powder, 1 kind of misty - more like stinky - spray, several topical ( Read more... )

You Are 20% Extrovert, 80% Introvert

You are quite reserved

You aren't afraid of social situations...

But you very much prefer to go it alone

And why not? You're your own best friend!

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

You Are 70% Left Brained, 30% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to ( Read more... )

You Are Somewhat Honest

You do tend to tell the truth a lot

But you also stretch the truth on occasion

You figure a little lie isn't a big deal

As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!

How Honest Are You?

You Aren't Scary, You're Scared


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You May Be a Bit Dependent ...


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Apparently, a lot.

Your Boobies' Names Are: Silk and Satin

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Your Porn Star Name is: Cumisha Jones

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Your Girl Parts Are Named: The Flaming Lips

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It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Having a Bit of Sugar Stick

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Your Stripper Name is: Peaches

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Since everybody is doing it, why don't I? (This philosophy does not apply to drug-dealing, gun-slinging, any sort of criminal activity that might land me in jail).

Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative ( Read more... )

I'm very bad. I couldn't sleep because I've slept the whole fuckin day. That should be my day job, sleeping for all you guys who don't have enough sleep, all for 10 bucks! Ain't that great! While I was doing my own business on the throne, I thought of winning the Cash for Life lottery. A thousand smackaroos every week for life ain't bad. That's ( Read more... )

I finally watched a musical that's gay and happy. I've been longing to see a play/musical in a theatre when I was a kid but because my mother got traumatized by "Cats," my parents never brought us to see musicals because they thought it would bore us to tears. Yes, who'd ever thought that a musical about cats as humans or vice versa, either way, ( Read more... )

Halu Balu. I'm pretty crazy these days because I almost thought of breaking up with Papa this week - it was really stupid - I was afraid of travelling again with him seriously if all I could imagine was ending up in jail with him, not a way to raise our family. And so many times I thought of breaking up with him for no apparent reason at all - well ( Read more... )

This week, I shitted my pants, streaks flying everywhere, I almost fainted at the smell of my own farts. Not that my farts were particularly any less stinkier during regular days - but this week and maybe the last, it smelled worse than horse shit. And I blame it on the bug juice they call Chinese medicine. I stupidly peeked at the Chinese junk ( Read more... )