From the mouth of me

[tanktoptim]

"I'm a good person, and I got hit by a car yesterday."

"Your name is Ruby? Is that short for Rubella?"

"Tell me if I'm wrong but I think you can 'play the spoons'. I know the type."

Aquaintance: "Hey Tim, did you hear I'm getting married!?"
Me: "Whyy??!"

"Saving lives? I think it's more accurate to say my job is 'saving butts'."

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[tanktoptim]

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