I've turned my boring summer days into a creative melee of a grand scale! In my madness I've started to write a novelette, based on the state I am in and also of interesting people I've known over the years. This story is about a fresh college grad from the West Coast who mistakenly ends up in Northern New York and experiences a major fish-out-of- ( Read more... )

"I'm a good person, and I got hit by a car yesterday."

"Your name is Ruby? Is that short for Rubella?"

"Tell me if I'm wrong but I think you can 'play the spoons'. I know the type."

Aquaintance: "Hey Tim, did you hear I'm getting married!?"
Me: "Whyy??!"

"Saving lives? I think it's more accurate to say my job is 'saving butts'."

Here's my story: I worked all day yesterday (Friday) and didn't come back to Omar until after 1:30 A.M. and woke up this morning at a "leisurely hour". Upon descending the stairs, I felt an unfamiliar emotion....something was different in the cosmos! Well actually the senior portraits on the shelf were changed...SB had finally come through (not a ( Read more... )

I GUESS THIS IS WHERE I RELEASE MY INFORMATION ABOUT "THE CONTEST TO END ALL CONTESTS ( Read more... )

Let it be known that I'm doing this for me... I'm going to prove that Snoop Dogg is actually Teddy Roosevelt by listing the following "facts". I only made up one of the "facts". I've sunken so far in my own depravity I can't tell which one it was. I swear everything else is true. Oh and I'm convinced that my methods do in fact prove that Teddy Dogg ( Read more... )

Is there something on my mind? What could it be? Am I forgeting something? OOOOOH! I get it, I haven't updated my LIVE JOURNAL in an entire month! I'm sure by now my rabid fanbase has formed a posse and has been lobbing pitchforks in my general direction. *sigh ( Read more... )

What does a normal Friday night look like anymore? Yesterday may amount to being the most unique evening in recent memory. Not everything here, just the highlites ( Read more... )

Here's what happened to me today ( Read more... )

So thanks to the overwhelming response from my rabid fans (ok one of the four), I am suckered into updating this. However due to your impatience, the artistry of this page may be compromised. You can't rush art. I know when it's time to update: when the hairs in my nose start to twitch spastically ( Read more... )

Poverty is ( Read more... )