Though birthday wishes are quite delicious
If they’re sung by a Fred or Ginge,
A voice like mine at your birthday binge
Would make you cringe and unhinge.
Though Leonard Maltin might find some fault in
This verse if it formed the score,
A Katie Movie would still be groovy ( Read more... )

Cartoon Network used to have a rather fun on-line game, Cartoon Network Universe: FusionFall, that featured player avatars battling goopy green aliens alongside Cartoon Network characters. Of course fan ingenuity started suggesting other Cartoon Network characters not actually found in the game, and eventually characters from other networks as ( Read more... )

Originally Posted by Faustin
Crazy question [in reference to Order of the Stick 896 and 897]: Has the IFCC a song prepared for Vaarsuvius, “Robot Hell” from Futurama style?

Something like this?

VAARSUVIUS [spoken]:
Outrageous! That possession was to be rendered following my death!

NERO [sung]:
You just assumed that―

CEDRIK:
Why correct you?

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I was recently somewhat indirectly reminded of a passage in George Orwell’s essay, “England, Your England,” written during the Second World War (1941, to be exact), which is yet another example of a British author attributing to his foreign enemies blood-soaked motives made up entirely out of the whole-cloth of his own blood-steaming imagination: ( Read more... )

“Salve, festa dies!”
“Hail to this festival day!” (Referring, of course, to your birthday ( Read more... )

They accuse Walt Disney of being anti-Semitic and insensitive to African Americans, but I can’t imagine that when he was alive, any arm of the Company would have produced something called “GJB” or “GBB.”

Over at the Order of the Stick forum there is a “I Will Draw Your Dungeons & Dragons Character” thread. One of the artists there, Evan Rees (you can check out more of his stuff here), drew a favorite character of mine:


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I thought I’d write this poem à la Pushkin
To celebrate Tom Luthman’s birthday times ( Read more... )

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