Elaine ( Read more... )

There's people out there that say I'm no good ( Read more... )

Hey Russ, guess what?

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH** CHHHOwned. I think installing that exhaust was probably the best 2 hours of my life. Especially getting to use an angle saw and watch sparks fly all over the driveway as I hacked the midpipe into shreads. Oh, and hearing my dad say "God shit son of a fuck" was probably the best ( Read more... )

Welp, bought my Black Forest Industries rear tower bar earlier. 48 dollars shipped to my door, one hell of a deal. I've heard nothing but great things about these guys. Considering that the Eurosport rear towre bar is 135 bucks plus shipping, paying 48 dollars shipped to by door for a BRAND NEW piece, you seriously can't pass that up. Hopefully, ( Read more... )

Oh my shit... are you ready for this?


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You know, I have not been listening to nearly enough metal lately. I'm not too sure I could listen to death metal all the time like I used to a few years back, but my God, tossing on Deicide, Death, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Obituary, Tiamet Arch Enemy... Man, I miss that stuff sometimes. I think I need to throw some breaks into my 'hip' indie rock ( Read more... )

Would anyone get mad if I got my asshole pierced shut, so that when I took dumps, it came out like those cool Play Doh star shapes?

I really hate it when my parents wake me up half way across the house because whenever they whisper it sounds like a C131 is dropping a cavalcade of atomic bombs on Hiroshima. Honestly, I wish they just used sign language sometimes.I sometimes get the impression that they're purposely trying to wake me up because I sleep until noon every day I'm ( Read more... )

How to Destroy the Last Neutral Country/Colony ( Read more... )

I'm a fourth done with my life. I think if I died right now, and people were forced to talk about my life, they would have very little to talk about. That needs to change.

Wow... that's it. I really don't have much to say. This is sad.