Will you buy me this shirt?!? ♥

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There are sometimes Mitch Hedberg makes me really laugh.

What kinda bread would you like on your sandwich?
Rye. No, fuck, banana. You got banana bread?
What kinda cheese?
Cottage.
GET THE FUCK OUT! I am not making you a pastrami-banana bread-cottage cheese sandwich!
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if getting pink eye was an olympic sport
i'd be the undefeated world champion.

I went from worrying about bringing too many people to Steve's place, to not getting a hold of Steve, to not finding an alternate way to party, to drinking Corona in my dorm by myself.

=\ what the deuce, man...

Sooooooo I'm a private pilot now. :D!!!! No, I cannot get paid to fly. That's against the rules. Well, technically if I was an aircraft sales..person I could demonstrate an airplane and still be getting paid by the company I work for. But that's only me getting paid as a salesperson who happens to be flying this airplane ( Read more... )

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1. Cake - Let Me Go
5. Jimmy Eat World - A Sunday
6. Point 1 - Panic Attack
9. Lifehouse - Unknown (Michelle, Caity: very disappointed)
10. Incubus - Privilege (World: very diappointed)
12. Savage Garden - Violet
15. Eve 6 - Hey Montana
18. The Used - Blue and Yellow
19. Silverchair - Pure Massacre (CAITY!)

the original list is located here.

This is kind of long, so I won't take up your whole friends page with it.

( Shock Value is Dead - Even to Niggers and Cunts )

Quite Comely: and i know u wanted to kill me when i was new
SaveTheMuffins: haha that's cuz you were new AND kind of a douchebag
SaveTheMuffins: and you called me canadian
Quite Comely: dude Canadians rule!
Quite Comely: it was a fucking compliment
SaveTheMuffins: i still didn't like being told i talk funny
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