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[tar_telemnar]

*rides back to the fort, feeling on top of the bloody world*

WAR! I think we might have an honest-to-Eru war! Orcs and everything, isn't that great?

*shouts at the men*

You lot! Full alert, double-guard shifts plus extra archery practise.

*rubs his hands together with glee*

Comments

[gimilkhad]

Say what!? What are you talking about? Have the elves rescinded the peace treaty? Please say they have...

[tar_telemnar]

Your boy got himself attacked by a band of orcs, big buggers they were too.

[gimilkhad]

*Starts, a hint of concern clouding his expression*

Pharazon was attacked? Is he all right?

[tar_telemnar]

Oh, he's fine. His horse died and now his little elvish friend has gone mad so he's trying to sort that out...so he put me in charge! :D

[lomihina]

Orcs?

THOSE filthy buggers?

Well! I will NOT have them in the fort! If you capture any you interrogate them OUTSIDE! >:|

[tar_calion]

*Arrives back at the fort on a borrowed steed*

*overhears the tail end of your house-proud diatribe*

Dont' worry, mother, I have rooms specially set aside for that sort of thing, don't tell the wife.

[lomihina]

What?

IN the house?

As in... ORCS being dragged over MY carpets?

[tar_calion]

No! In a different part of the keep. In the basment. Away from human habitation, okay?

*flops down on his chair in his office*

*snaps his fingers at aides*

Reports! NOW!