*Feels inordinately pleased that Pharazon gave him the "audition the chick in chainmail" job.*

Yeah, you can keep your diplomacy, I'll watch the woman. Okay toots, let's see what you got.

EDIT: *creeps home, suffering from wounded pride, with a rather impressive bruise developing on his face.*

*holds a copy of the paper over Adûnathôr's crib*

*points to the picture*

Look! See that? Do you see it? See the crazy man, yelling and waving his arms around? That's your grand-daddy. >:D

FAMILY! DINNER TIME! Come one, come all, gather round. We're still going ahead with this. Hahahaha, thought you'd gotten away with it, didn't you?

*sits at the head of the table as befitting his status senior family member*

Adûnâim, listen up for your pater-familias has something to say. It's Thanksgiving Eruhantalë in two days. I hereby decree that we will have a family dinner to mark the occasion. No arguments...I mean, no arguments about the dinner taking place. I'm not so naive as to believe that a Thanksgiving Eruhantalë dinner will go off without a hitch. Haha. ( Read more... )

( Meme bandwagon )

tar_palantir: Well, you've just gone and confirmed my suspicion that you're bloody useless. You know, you could have just comforted your daughter instead of using the situation for "leave Pharazôn" capitol. *sighs* Ah well. At least you now have a couple of icons where you don't look COMPLETELY repulsive. That's something.
gimilkhad: I KNEW there was a reason you were ( Read more... )

*has heard the tiny elf-friend isn't well, so takes a break from his busy schedule of pulling floozies (and his daughter in law) to see how she is ( Read more... )

*feels torn; torn between feeling happy for his (favourite) son and irritated at the potential loss of a fuck-buddy. A very good, flexible fuck-buddy at that ( Read more... )

*bursts into Pharazôn's office, looking supremely put-out*

*SOMEONE DISAGREED WITH HIM!*

PHARAZÔN! AMANDIL'S AN ANARCHIST!

*Sees Gimilkhâd and Lômihîna come in, arm-in-arm.*

SHIT! I've lost my new fuck-buddy already?

What happened!? I mean, *casual* what's up? :)