I've got gay cats.

Feb 13, 2007 14:06

Scott asked me to look out the window into our cats' "dog house" because "Suzie was doing something to Milkshake." I look, and Suzie is humping Milky. Milky was calmly sitting down, so I don't think any penetration was happening, but OMG what on earth?! Scott had a ton of bad jokes..."I guess our cat houses are truly cat houses" and "I guess ( Read more... )

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terraprime February 13 2007, 22:37:59 UTC
There's a reason why 4 out of 5 cats prefer lesbians.

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Gay kitties- large and small recoveredweasel February 13 2007, 23:14:21 UTC
True story:
Where: The Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. The lion exhibit.
What: A keeper lectures to a large family about the two male lions (who are brothers) that live in the exhibit. One of the brothers is lying in front of the glass window. The other brother strolls over and walks on top on the prone one. The prone one assumes "the position." The dominant brother buttfucks the submissive one. Six seconds later, it is all over. Dominant brother walks away. Prone brother returns to lying on his side. The keeper stumbles in his narration and then tries to pretend that this didn't just happen. I nearly hyperventilate from laughing so hard.

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