Pick-up line contributed by PozerWolf:

You: Hey babe, were your parents retarded?
Her: Excuse me...?
You: Because you are one special lady.

so i caught the fast and the furious: tokyo drift last night. i definitely recommend it seeing as how it's easily the best of the trilogy (that's not saying much though). it's leaps more entertaining than the first two, with only three minor complaints ( Read more... )

From Naked Lunch. William S. Burroughs is a fucking genius, and if you think otherwise you need to get raped by a mob of horny cactus-zombies ( Read more... )

So I'm chilling with Kai the other day at Denny's, and while I'm wolfing down Denny's delicious Caramel Apple Crisp and adding to the discourse on X-Men: The Last Stand (a complete and utter waste of celluloid, in my humble BS in Film/comic book fan opinion), this cute waitress comes by to fill our water glasses. After she leaves I notce that she ( Read more... )

In Houston for the weekend, which for the most part sucks, as always. It's just a shitty place in general and I just get into a shitty mood every time I have to stay in the damn town for over 24 hours. Right now I just kind of have the urge to skin a cat alive, preferably as a horde of rabid elves poke at its eyes with rusty needles. For no ( Read more... )

just posting it because i had a dream about death on saturdays ( Read more... )

Pilfered from the Wargasm DVD:

623H - RC 1st hit - 2H - JC - j.S - j.HS (1 hit) - 236H - (j.S - 236H) x 3 - j.S - j.HS - 623H

Does about half life and looks so fucking awesome. God I wish my next girlfriend will be as hot as this combo.

So yeah, they finally got Slash working down at E's. Played a lot of it over the weekend, although when I say 'play' I really mean 'trying to look like I know what I'm doing' since I can't play on stick worth shit. Pad Warrior for life, yo! Still a lot of people were down there so it was pretty cool. Jeff and Matt played the most but I got in a few ( Read more... )

all plans to visit houston this weekend have been cancelled.

slash is in town.

Had plans to go back to Houston last weekend but ended up trashing them, mostly because I needed to set up a bunch of shit in my room (like my bed and other stuff). Also wrote a bit as well. You know that excitement, the one that jolts through you like a lightning bolt when you're on the verge of finishing something that you know will be a ( Read more... )