so today my boyfriend told me about the time he went to hit a tennis ball in gym and instead, whacked himself in the mouth. inevitably, i called him a waterhead. i then proceeded to mock him and went to whack myself in the forehead with my hand. missed. and the palm of my hand went directly into my nose with full force. i think i bruised it really ( Read more... )

hey i have a story. it sucks. but you can read it.

i am the anti-morning person. i HATE mornings. i HATE being woken up. and i particularly hate being woken up to go to school for any reason. so this morning when 6:00 rolled around, i was already in a bad mood.

so despite my best wishes, i woke up, hopped in the shower, put on some makeup, ( Read more... )

the deal: mark all you've seen with an 'x'. if you x 70 or more, consider yourself a movie whore!

(x) napoleon dynamite

(x) saw

(x) white noise

(x) white oleander

(x) anger management

(x) 50 first dates

( ) jason x

( ) scream

( ) scream 2

( ) scream 3

(x) scary movie

(x) scary movie 2

(x) scary movie 3

(x) american pie

(x) american pie 2

(x) american wedding

(x) ( Read more... )

so let me recap my weekenddd

friday- after school, i went with sean to go pick up his check from eckerd (which took FOREVERR). then we barely made it in time to pick up his tux from the tux place and i ganked a bunch of those free bowling cards, so now i have like...57832. anyways, my mom picked up my dress from bro laines and whatnot. then we ( Read more... )

so today alone was one of the worst days of my life...preceded by another awful couple of days. i was stressed, i was sweating all day long, i was nervous, i was paranoid, i was literally shaking, i felt like puking half the time. it was one of those times where you can't concentrate on ANYTHING else because you're so incredibly inamoured with one ( Read more... )

so i haven't updated in a reaallllyyyy long time. anyways, i got back to playing softball, but now it's whether i'm good enough to play or not (i sprained my ankle a while back) we only have 2 games left though--one's a non-leaguer and the other's a playoff so oh well. we had a pretty good season and some GREAT bus rides...and dinners. lmao

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so i haven't updated in a really long time, which doesn't really mean anything because nobody probably reads my stupid crap

BUT ANYWAYS...so spring break- let me break it down for you like this biotch. i did absolutely nothing...UNTIL the softball team went on our yearly trip to utica/cooperstown. and so we went there on wednesday, got in utica, ( Read more... )

i hate the red sox.

my boobs itch.

i'm bored.

i'm going to miss Elimination Idol tonight, because i have to go tanning :( I vote Scott or Anthony -- GO HOME.

i spent like 15 minutes looking in the mirror making wierd faces and very nearly pissed my pants.

the mirror is not my friend.

Derek Jeter is up to bat.

my mom likes to hurl ( Read more... )

like a true GANGSTAR

i got 3 hours of sleep last night and had to play a softball game today, didn't do very well and i think i'm gonna go pass out on my bed for an extremely long time. THE END