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[taraleigh]

i finally went to bed at 2 something last nite. that english presentation was so stupid. one dude read a 4 page story (mine was 23) and he was like "the story was real short and basically they had a whole bunch of sex and dude was a playa. and yeah. it was a real good story." that was it. another guy brougth a noose. and during his presentation he

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[sweatoutheart]

i liked the 'you'd call it brandon' thing.

i also liked the last line, it made me laugh.

[taraleigh]

yeah i liked the "you'd call it brandon" thing too. that class always makes me laugh. one day we were talking about differences in the north and the south. and the teacher had an email forward and it said "the north has switch-blade knives and the south has lee press on nails" and this one black dude is like "no it should be black women have lee press on nails cause they love them no matter where you go. black women love those fake ass curling nails." i died laughing.
and slinky did not shit in the corner. score!!!

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[sweatoutheart]

oh, that is gross! one lady came in kroger and her fingernails were so long and curly she could barely pick up the money to pay me, and when she did, i had to touch her nasty fingernails. it was horrible.

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[taraleigh]

i like when girls have those curly nails and they run cash registers with their nails. they never even touch the keys. it makes me laughhhhhhh