if you're a dude, you probably don't want to read this...

dear dr thompson-
i do not want to talk about the weather while you fondle my breasts nor do i want to hear about your azeleas while you are shoving a metal instrument up my cunt.
sincerely,
tara
and furthermore ( Read more... )

i got a large leatherman knife for christmas and never gave it a proper name. shame on me ( Read more... )

dudeeeeeeeeeee
i totally forgot that i had this livejournal. because of how i never use this account anymore.
guess i should delete it, huh?
but its so funny. (or not but it makes me laughhhhhh)

i was just thinking how funny kelly osbourne's music video would've been if ozzy was in it. when she's singing about her daddy i think it should've shown ozzy walking around with his arms up while he cursed her out ( Read more... )

my dad took belle, our dog, to the vet today. to be put to sleep. she hadn't eaten in a few days, nor drank any water. she couldn't stand up and she had all these eye boogers. the vet said she couldn't get any better because her kidney failure was beyond help. so then my dad brought her home and we buried her beside my rat and my dog ( Read more... )

i just finished my paper for social problems on abortion. ugh. now i have to start thinking about my next speech. ugh. it was hard to write about the point of view that i don't believe. here is the disclaimer i put at the end of my paper for the teacher...
Just a side note... I bought a book off of Amazon.com for $5 about abortion. I found myself ( Read more... )

i finally went to bed at 2 something last nite. that english presentation was so stupid. one dude read a 4 page story (mine was 23) and he was like "the story was real short and basically they had a whole bunch of sex and dude was a playa. and yeah. it was a real good story." that was it. another guy brougth a noose. and during his presentation he ( Read more... )

all my classes tomorrow are cancelled. not that i want to go, but it sucks. they're cancelled so everyone can go to michael's funeral. it's just sad and fucked up. part of me wants to be glad that i can sleep late and not drive to lebanon tomorrow. but when i think about it, i can't be glad. it just makes me sick. it's just fucking stupid. the ( Read more... )

so today i go into anthropology class. and this really obnoxious wannabe sorostitute is talking about how some kid at our school is "missing." and then the football players come into class and are like "yeah did you see the news? bochette is missing." and i'm sitting in the back of the class thinking "what????" and then the teacher announces it. ( Read more... )

i had to have my rat put to sleep yesterday. pretty damn sweet. lsdjflsdjfl suck balls