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[taraleigh]

my dad took belle, our dog, to the vet today. to be put to sleep. she hadn't eaten in a few days, nor drank any water. she couldn't stand up and she had all these eye boogers. the vet said she couldn't get any better because her kidney failure was beyond help. so then my dad brought her home and we buried her beside my rat and my dog

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[asthestorygoes]

i'm so sorry about your dog. and your "vagina-smelling bitch" friend, or whatever. some people have no tact. you definitely should have punched her. i would have.

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[taraleigh]

hahaha yeah the guys i used to work with said that it smelled like she wiped from front to back ie smelled like rotten vagina and shit mixed together.
thank you (about my dog)

[asthestorygoes]

that is so gross!!! ew.

[sweatoutheart]

aww, tara. your dog too? that is so terrible.

but i'm glad you got lots of money.

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[taraleigh]

thank you becky
yeah my dog was only 7 years old.
i don't want anything/anyone else to die. because this sucks.
i'm glad i got money too. because i had a horrendous vet bill back when my rat died. it was $134 and i wanted to shoot myself. i hate spending large sums of money. with my $226.79, i bought another pocket knife. this one is bomb but it doesn't have a name yet. suggestions? and i got a shirt at target. i am not spending any more of it though.

my ideas

[lifeloveregret]

I have some bomb names for your new knife...

1. ROSCOE P. C0LTRANE
2. BOSS HOGG
3. COOTER
4. MR. BEARDSLEY (SQUIRM REFERENCE)
5. MR. ROPER
6. KOTTER
7. HORSHACK
8. TONY WICKS
9. SLY WINKLE
10. AC SLATER
11. BUD BUNDEY
12. MARTI JENETTI
13. LEATHERFACE (MY PERSONAL FAVE SINCE YOUR KNIFE IS A LEATHERMAN)
14. GLOMER
15. PUNKY
16. SINBAD
17. BRUCE BRUCE
18. ROSIE PEREZ
19. ROSIE O'DONELL
20. SHABASHKIN MASENGILL (REMEMBER GRANNY'S SLIP UP?)
21. SHONEY BIG BOY
22. IF WE EVER GET MORE MATCHING KINIVES (ACE AND GARY)
23. MENUDO
24. DIAMNOND DAVE
25. ANNA NICOLE

I am bored can you tell?

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[taraleigh]

anna nicole? so my knife is a fat bitch that thinks it's hot? nooooooooooooo
rosie odonell? my knife is an unfunny bitch?
menudo? my knife is a bunch of 13-16 year old boys? i don't think it is.
mr beardsley is good but mr furley is better. NOT mr roper. furley. don knotts. maybe i'll name it don knotts?

[ryhian]

Sorry to hear about your dog. :(

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[taraleigh]

thanks. it's cool