I never write on this and I doubt I'm still on anyone's friends list, but Amanda did it for me, so rule number 7 compels me ( Read more... )

What does it say that first thing upon waking I had a pervasive urge to shoplift A People's History of the United States from Borders?

I've an inexplicable butt rash and I just saw the colorized eyes of Klaus Kinski (brrr)

Fine, none of ya'll fuckers wanna tag me? I'll tag myself.

My five simple pleasures are
1. clean, matching socks
2. pissing in the shower
3. using good penmanship on forms (for example my jury summons questionarre)
4. good-natured salacity
5. Juvenile's voice

I tag skullcakeand patrick dean

First I stalked her. Then I guessed her LJ password. Now I am going to ruin her life...
Hey Emily's Friends--You're all a bunch of smelly hippy-farts and krusty-punk bungflaps.

My interests list is horribly out of date, but I didn't want to miss out on the fun

LJ Interests meme results

1. bikes:
   actually haven't had a bike in awhile. The one I borrowed, broke, repaired, and eventually purchased from Javier was sold to a one-armed neighborhood kid for a buck and some change.
2. creative non-fiction:
   I have not read too many ( Read more... )

Just when you thought you were sick of the Krush Girls/DJ Cut-a-Rug, etc.

Oh man

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ( Read more... )

Athens is really starting to suck shit

"The Rondavel property and 1140 Prince aren't the only lots getting attention right now in the block of Prince from Nacoochee Avenue to Park Avenue. ARMC has recently acquired a wooded, gullied lot between Park and Hiawassee Avenues, directly behind the Eckerd drug store on Prince and adjacent to the Rondavel ( Read more... )

Owl
103% Beast

You are an owl. You are a cultured person and probably have some good close friends. People should be wary not to anger you as you will attack.


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OMG, my paycheck is, like, hundreds of dollars more than I thought it would be!!!! Maybe I will not have to move out of my smelly smelly house afterall!!