drink down your gin & kerosene

[tarebear09]

so apparently 8 lil beers, an apple martini & two shots (a blow-job & a black hole) don't make you the tiniest bit drunk but they do turn you into an emotional train wreck. seriously, i was watching 'cheaper by the dozen' and i just broke down & started bawling at the most obvious & lame shit. like, "omg, mark ran away!!?!?!? WAHHHHHHHHH!" what

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[brittuhknee]

but mark's so hot

[oceanographers]

aw! im glad you had a good birthday!