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Taking Leave
It just dawned on me that I had completely abandoned this blog ( Read more... ) -
WTF?
So, we do have a home phone. Why? Don't know. It's pretty useless as EVERY person living at my particular address has a cell phone. There's probably some dumb law requiring a land line in a rental property. It doesn't do long distance, call waiting or caller ID. It does ring occasionally and when it does it's always for me. I made the dumb mistake ( Read more... ) -
Oh the difference a Vowel makes, Or Silly things said at work
A girl I work with was asking for my Oxy-Clean stain spray as she had dripped a bit on her shirt during lunch ( Read more... ) -
To Be Disowned
My parents have a couple rental properties. I have spent a bit of my own time cleaning up after those renters that decided to forfeit their deposit in favor of a quick getaway. *shudder* With that in mind, there are a few ways my Mom has told me that I can ensure my own disownment ( Read more... ) -
Too Lazy To Create Full Sentences
Things I Am Thankful For:
Sugary Breakfast Cereals
Plumbers
Libraries
The "Fall Back" part of Daylight Savings
Budgets
Text Messaging
Camera Phones
Washers / Dryers
Alarm Clocks
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A Mountain out of a.... Mole.
I have a mole. Well, actually I have quite a few moles. *shrug* It's a trait of the breed; they run in the family. So more accurately put: I have a specific mole. On my face. On my upper lip. On the right side. It's been there for about as long as I can remember and is as much a part of my face as my nose, or my ears, or indeed as the lip upon ( Read more... ) -
Present Perfect
I was raised by a reformed perfectionist who was raised by an -actual- perfectionist. The result of this perfectionist heritage's dilution through the generations is similar to the staunch Catholic's descendant, the C&E Catholic. A Catholic, yes.. but only on the holidays where visibility at church is virtually guaranteed ( Read more... ) -
The Brighter Side...
Things I Am Thankful For:
Showtunes Saturday Nights
Contact Lenses
Cell Phones
800 mg Advil
Hope
Books
A Job -
Do Not Want....
Can't Sleep ( Read more... ) -
Soccer
Fun Times ( Read more... )