Severus Snape, I want to speak with you immediately.

[tart_in_tartan]

I have compiled a list of some of the alarming events that have taken place at Hogwarts recently:

Miss Patil's undergarments 'mysteriously' turned a Slytherin green.

Miss Chang reported some sort of perverted watcher in the Head Girl's lavatory.

Professor Flitwick's stepstool mysteriously disappeared.

Mr. Diggory's casket was vandalised,

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[shouldteachdada]

Oh, what is it, Minerva?

[tart_in_tartan]

Oh, honestly, Severus, it certainly took you long enough to reply.

Do you think you can tear yourself away from Remus long enough to remember that you are a professor at this school?

[shouldteachdada]

Of course I remember that I am a professor here, Minerva.

What do you want? I am rather busy.

[tart_in_tartan]

Admiring your shiny new ring is hardly more important than the welfare of the students, Severus.

[potter_mouth]

OH PROFESSOR, THAT'S HYSTERICAL!