Severus Snape, I want to speak with you immediately.

[tart_in_tartan]

I have compiled a list of some of the alarming events that have taken place at Hogwarts recently:

Miss Patil's undergarments 'mysteriously' turned a Slytherin green.

Miss Chang reported some sort of perverted watcher in the Head Girl's lavatory.

Professor Flitwick's stepstool mysteriously disappeared.

Mr. Diggory's casket was vandalised,

Comments

[grrgoyle]

This must be the work of some truly genius minds!

[boogiedownvince]

Er.

[tart_in_tartan]

I have noted your interesting observation, Mr. Goyle.

[reallyquiteevil]

Me neither.

[tart_in_tartan]

Well that settles it.

[terryclothrags]

Curious that you neglected to mention the singable songs for the very young coming from my clothes, Professor. What do you know that you aren't telling us? Do the letters 'C-A-N-A-D-A' mean anything to you?

[hufflepuff4life]

Any mention of a Tetsuo? Or just Canada?

Could be a muggle country, could be a muggle film reference.

Either way, clothing generally doesn't sing.

[terryclothrags]

Is the film tidally boring?

In the film, do you ever hear the ocean roar? Or just listen to that wild goose call? Because in Canada, you get to see them all.

I am aware of this.

[hufflepuff4life]

No, it's not boring in the least, and I don't recall oceans, geese, or, for that matter, the country of Canada.

There is a fellow named "Kaneda," though. No chance your clothing is just bad at spelling, I suppose?

[boogiedownvince]

.... What are you trying to say, Proffesor?

[slytherinthingy]

Yes Professor. What are you insinuating?

We certainly have been affected by this mysterious unseen thing! Haven't we? We just choose not to whinge about it!

[tart_in_tartan]

How interesting, Mr. Zabini, as I have made observations here - not insinuations. It seems you protest a bit too quickly.

As for the rest, I intend to speak with your Head of House.

[iloatheyouall]

I have been ill. Struck down by this crafty, unforgiving, invisible force.

Cough, cough.

[tart_in_tartan]

Miss Bulstrode, if you covered your bosoms you may not have that cough.

[iloatheyouall]

Pot and kettle, Professor McGonagall.

[tart_in_tartan]

The pot is not the one coughing.