Pirates of the Crimson Coast = Excellent

Nick will know what I mean :D

oh my how tv sucks

I think I might have a brain tumor.

( sigh )

all you mother fuckers that live in the Reading area should get your asses down to Colorz this THURSDAY NIGHT and the Boxing Club on FRIDAY NIGHT to see my band blow up some speakers :

my band's website

some fat people

i don't suppose anyone wants to lend me and rachel £1000 so we can move into a flat that isn't falling apart? we'll pay you back within 30 days as we'll get our money back from the old place ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHA! FIGHTSTAR SUCK!

To pick up Audrey Tautou: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

well, she is French... ~shrug~

( wtf? i'm a libra... )

I'm fucking bored and angry.

Ask me four questions, no matter how personal, dirty, private or random. I have to answer them honestly

Are you bored of your current CD collection?
Bored of listening to the same old shitty Emo, dance, RnB & HipHop, day in, day out?

Then I say "good for you!", and go and buy the Amelie soundtrack. It's fucking great. Bin your "d00d! aewsmoe1!!", "DJ FUCKWANKTWAT", "SHANIQUA ft. FAT FUCK" & "I IZ WELL 'ARD INNIT M8" CDs....... Time for some REAL