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new journal :: _fury
add me :: but bear in mind i'm having a big friends cut :: don't be offended if you're not part of it

Turns out that my fridge is too wide for a new kitchen ( Read more... )

Now I know why people return to BT after the pleasures of NTL. I emailed BT yesterday to see if they could install a phone line. They said they'd let me know in three working days. I got a call from a guy today who was outside my flat to have a look around. Efficient? I think so. We should have a fully functioning phone line by Tuesday at the ( Read more... )

Typical English People:

::OH MY GOD! BLUE SKY! A BIT OF SUN! QUICK! VESTS! SHORTS!::
::FUCK ME... How did I get sunburnt in MARCH?!::

Gross...

It has come to my attention that the NME should be renamed "the Magazine that only talks about SHIT indie bands like the Kaiser Cunts, Franz Cuntinand, The Cuntery, and Damicunt Rice".

I read a copy for the first time in about two years yesterday and it really is a complete load of crap.

"d00d!!11111!oneone!!1!1 teh indi3 m000zik is teh WIN1!1!!

Our new flat has one of those work-top fridges in it. We already have our own fridge. I asked it to be moved before we moved in. It's still there. And I'm not angry about it. Do you know why?

BEER FRIDGE

Fuck yes.

If you're disabled, you're entitled to Shop Mobility* from the Oracle in Reading. Fair enough ( Read more... )

people of the world... YOU'RE ALL FUCKING STUPID.
most of you know i work in a bookshop. please read the transcript below.

me: can i help at all?
customer: do you know where the books are?

YOU'RE AN IDIOT

It's official - I've handed in my notice and as of the 11th of April I will be earning £17000 a year and fueling my beer habit to the extreme :D

also, in an hours time, I will be picking up the keys to my new flat. Please expect a house-warming when the weather is warmer... WE HAVE A TERRACE...0_o!

fao: ALL 40-SOMETHING JOURNALISTS ( Read more... )