I had the greatest dream last night. Jimmy Fallon and I fell in love, but he was married (in the dream and in real life), so we had an affair. Let me just say that this is not the first time I had a dream where I was having an affair with a married man ( Read more... )

I just bought my movie ticket for SEX AND THE CITY. I'm seeing it at 3:10 with my ma ( Read more... )

Ummm I better start saving my money for sperm if I want to have a child by the time I'm 30, because I'm probably going to be single for a very long time ( Read more... )

I just got an official invitation to join Gamma Phi at LA SALLE...Maybe I should have stayed and become a sorority girl. Can you imagine? Ah! the thought of it makes me really happy that I left before I got sucked in.

My 20th birthday has been over for over 2 hours now, but I still have another 364 days of being 20 years old. I hope it's a good year, 19 wasn't such a hit.
We're having a celebration in New Paltz this weekend and we're leaving in the morning...it's gonna be pretttttty amazing.

I had a dream last night that I gave birth to a babygirl in my bedroom in the middle of the night while my parents were asleep. She was really really cute and had big green eyes. It was sudden and not at all painful. There wasn't even a father...I just reproduced... by myself.

2-0 in 6 days. YEEEHA!