So its been a month and six days since ive posted, so i figured i would bs a post. I now am a barista at barnies in the mall (srq square) and no i cant give away drinks the manager already hates me. Got perscribed Xanax 180 of them to be exact, im getting my iq tested by a psyk soon which is sweet. ill have a cell again in 2006 im going for three ( Read more... )

so im stranded at mcc, my back right tire some how deflated in bio lab, its really shitty cuz yesterday my cell phone also died, so i cant call anyone and i havent been able to find anything, someone please just shoot me in the head, this week has to be the worst week ever, and if anyone can make it better please do.

In one i will turn the most boring age, 19, there is nothing cool at all about it. Its just such a pointless birthday, like 18 i could buy cigs porn and fireworks, but 19 nothing, like its so gay. Like why is it there. You should go from 18 to 21 I dont understand, whatever. i <3 adderoll(sp) its so good.

prevent AIDS, aim for the chin.

Everytime I go to starbucks I have a great time, I wish I could go every day seriously.

i fucking graduated

so im here in Illinois bored out of my mind, waiting to go to st. louis tomarrow. ill be home some time on saterday really this place is so boring like the only cool thing is that i forgot my board cuz theirs only like 312874301432 skatespots and the squirls are this golden yellow color, oh and sigs r like 4 to 5 bucks 4 a pak for camel lights,

IM SO DRUNK I THINK I JUST threw uo all over my room but im not sure i just had to come into my compe room to pick up mt mc dees i got to go typeing makes me dizzy

Happy birthday vegamite, now get a job.

mitch hedberg fucking died like what the fuck, o my fuck jeasus christ. "I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy"; "When someone hands you a flier, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away. Hedberg joked often about drug abuse, but in a recent interview, he said he'd given up smoking marijuana ( Read more... )