I miss my friends. Soo much. I know this is something rarely heard too, but I miss highschool. Certainly not the classes, I would never go through IB again if my life depended on it, but I miss everything else. I miss seeing my friends everyday. I miss theatre and drama. I dunno I just miss things. Secondly I'm jealous of almost every other ( Read more... )

A strange thing happened today, I had thought of my three wishes to ask the leprechaun who informed me his name was Digiglio. My first wish was to be able to read minds. It could come in really useful when battling my enemies, but I mainly wanted it so I could have fun messing with my friends. My second wish was to posess the ability of ( Read more... )

A strange thing happened today, I decided to take my dog for a walk while wearing my brand new pair of overalls made of dream, when all of a sudden there was a noise in the bush and my dog tore off after it. Now I can't just let my dog run off, because she is no ordinary dog, she was given to me by the keeper of Pluto's seventh moon and she has ( Read more... )

A strange thing happened to me today, I was giving my new friend Kiara Venetian Princess to school, when all of a sudden our path was obstructed by a herd of purple elephants.  Well these weren't any normal purple elephants, these were horny purple elephants.  I don't know if any of you have seen huge purple elephants mating but needless you say it ( Read more... )

A strange thing happened today I was sitting contentedly in the cafeteria eating some of the cotton candy produced by my brand new necklace when I noticed a rainbow coloured alien at the end of the caf.  Noone else appeared to notice him so I decided to be a nice person and introduce myself, I do have some experience with interplanetary ( Read more... )

A strange thing happened today I had just arrived to school in my brand new helicopter, when the evil monkey and hippopotamus that live inside my pants spotted a girbil running accross the football field. Now everyone knows when a hippopotamus and evil monkey spot a girbil well they just have to play checkers. Well there I was in the middle of the ( Read more... )

The strangest thing happened to me today, I was about to open my car door when all of a sudden I was surrounded by 30 ninjas. Well I figured this is odd, I didn't expect ninjas until next wednesday. Oh well gotta fight 'em off. I busted out with my awesome karate moves kicked a few heads, strangled a couple with my purse, but what I didnt realize ( Read more... )