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[tattoo_d_wonder]

Alright, I'm seriously startin' to think there's a spider making a web in my bed or something. I woke up the last four days with bites on my legs, and they're too fuckin' big to be mosquitoes. Didn't see any webs under the bed, so it's either hidin' somewhere else or it's one of those non-web spinning kinds. Kira? You seen anything lately

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[life_in_stereo_]

Spider bites necrotize tissue, you fuckin' moron. Stray dog like you's probably got a bad case of fleas.

I SEE HOW IT IS.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

FLEAS? I might work in the fuckin' dirtiest place after the cafeteria, but I've got better hygiene than you, track-monkey.

I'M SURPRISED YOU DO, RETARD.

[life_in_stereo_]

The fuck's track got to do with keepin' clean? Least I'm fuckin' runnin' and takin' care of myself. YOU ALMOST LET YOUR GODDAMN HAND FALL OFF.

I THINK YOU JUST WANT IN ON THE ACTION. ... I MEAN. LOOK WE CAN BOTH KICK HIS ASS. WATCH FOR THE SUCKER PUNCH.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

You're runnin' around and slamming into the grass and dirt and shit. Breakin' bones and stuff. IT WASN'T MY GODDAMN FAULT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. GREASE LIKES BURNIN' MY HAND.

SAY THAT AGAIN? ...RIGHT. OKAY. SUCKER PUNCH. GOT IT. YOU BETTER NOT BE SETTIN' ME UP TO LOSE, MAN.

[thiskira]

Oh god, Mouse was chewing on something she found in the carpet outside your room this morning. Oh, oh god. You don't suppose it might be poisonous to eat do you? Should I take her to the vet? Do they have Emergency numbers? Renji.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

I don't think any of the spiders around here are actually poisonous, Kira. Calm down. It was probably just hamburger residue that fell off me or something after work.

[thiskira]

Pardon me, Renji, but I can't imagine left over hamburgers would actually bite you, even with the things you say about what goes into them. Do you feel quite well? Should we take you to the doctors after Mouse sees the vet?

[tattoo_d_wonder]

I meant what your cat was chewin' on. Probably hamburger just outside my door. I feel fine, though. Don't have time to go to the doctor's, but I 'ppreciate the concern.

[dramabunny]

...You are a walking disaster area. When was the last time you changed your sheets? And I told you not to pick fights over me, idiot.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

I change 'em all the time. Whenever they need it. Spiders can move, y'know.

And I'm not pickin' fights over you, it's to make sure he doesn't do it again. I don't want anybody figuring out you're the one he got the idea from and deciding they want to see if you're...look, he needs a good punch to the face, anyway.

[dramabunny]

I was thinking more of fleas. Maybe you should check the cat.

...Deciding tto see if I'm what? Mouthy? Short? Prone to giving accidental blowjobs?

[tattoo_d_wonder]

I DON'T HAVE FLEAS. AT ALL. NOR DOES THE CAT. OKAY? NO FLEAS HERE.

jskal;hf OKAY YES. I don't want anybody trying to hurt you because some perverted old guy made you out to be a nympho in a fictional book.

[sismarysunshine]

You could train the spiders to be your unholy army of the night?

[tattoo_d_wonder]

...I don't like spiders. They're kinda ugly. And there are no zombies or werewolves anywhere in this building that I've seen. Besides, spiders aren't gonna listen to me.

[ise_nanao_chan]

You might ask Shino to check it out. He's an expert, you know.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

Good idea. Maybe I should check that out. 'Course, it could just as likely be cockroaches or something.

[ise_nanao_chan]

Either option distrubs me.