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[tattoo_d_wonder]

Fuck, I think I'm drunk. And the computer's on. shit i'd better Not make an ass of myself again. AGAIN. more than usual again too i jmean.

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[drowsy_deer]

You amuse me. Keep typing.

And...I have this feeling that if we met, we'd be friends. Or at least drinking buddies. Hitting the bottle by yourself is lonesome, isn't it?

I'm Shikamaru. Apartment 17.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

The hell does that mean, 'you amuse me'? I shut the damn thing off after I finished.

Lonely, kinda. When you're watchin' TV it's not really bein' alone. Kinda. Another drinkin' buddy'd be awesome, though.

Renji, Apartment 1. How long you been livin' here?

[secondhandsplit]

RENJI. Alcohol is a depressent, you know that right? If you're already feeling like shit, don't go drinking, it will only make it worse.

Now, when you've sobered up, you're coming for a bike ride with me and we're going to work on rekindling that unbreakable spirit of yours.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

I wasn't feelin' depressed. I just got out a beer and then there were six empty cans on the floor ten minutes later.

Bike ride? The hell, Arisawa, you know I fuckin' hate my bike. Ugliest piece of shit anyone in the building's got.

[secondhandsplit]

Alright, not depressed but definitely frustrated and maybe even a little overwhelmed and possibly upset by the sound of things.

We're not going biking to show off Abarai, we're going because physical exercise is the most productive way of clearing the body and the mind. You know, they say that people who exercise get way more done in a day because they're in the habit of motion and of acting. And we can go running, or rowing, or swimming, or rollerblading, or whatever you prefer. I suggested bikes because they move faster, go further, are all terrain and its easy to maintain a conversation despite being in motion. But we're doing something because I'm getting kinda pissed to be seeing you like this all the time.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

Overwhelmed and --

I'm not frustrated or upset or anything. I was DRUNK.

'Like this'? What the fuck's that mean, drunk? I'm better than I've been in awhile. Just cuz I get shitfaced once in a while doesn't mean I'm gonna take a fuckin' dive and do somethin' totally stupid.

[dramabunny]

I only buy Chappy originals, Renji, you should know that. The bunny market is simply too wide to diversify.

Working tomorrow? I have something I need you to help me with. Unfortunately given your current trend, it requires sobriety.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

Just thought you'd wanna look at it. Maybe. I dunno, I was shitfaced.

Yeah, but what is it?

[dramabunny]

Well, I suppose there's no harm in looking...

Nothing too strenuous. Just something I can't do without you. You're free?

[tattoo_d_wonder]

Gotta find the damn thing again first.

What, you need me to get something out of the top cupboards for you?