Hey, this is my voice mail. What that means is, I'm not within ear shot of my phone and just missed ya, I left my phone somewhere and can't hear it, I'm sleeping-- maybe with someone you know, I'm hot and naked in the shower, I'm dead, or I'm just plain busy. Sooo... leave a message with your name and phone number and I'll get back to you when I ( Read more... )

What the shit!?

Edit(4:28pm EST): Oh fuck you Kennedy. Expect to see my ass.

Chriiiist my head. How th'fuck am I still DRUNK!?

P.S. Nice one Shuuhei. Fuckin' loser. At least ya finally said it.

p.p.s. What the fuck Tohru, you sleep with Shuuhei but not me? Ouch.

So uh... put my fist through my monitor some time ago. Took me for fucking ever to go out and get a new one.

Not that anyone gives a shit anyway.

I'm goin' to work. See ya there Cross.

So, finally got a new monitor and a new job. I'll be working at Grim's club as a bartender.

Been thinkin'bout askin' him if I can do it shirtless. Figure that'll help bring in the babes. Kinna like Coyote Ugly only... for girls. Dunno 'bout the rest of the city but I like variety. Too many guys coming in to get themselves plastered now adays.

OH FUCK THIS SHIT.

Kinna glad I decided to go to the cafe the other night. Met a couple'a interestin' people.

Yo, Char, when're you available next? Think maybe we should go out sometime babe.

Also, Johnny, where th'hell have you been man? We need to hang sometime too, it's been too long.

To the hottie I was with last night. Thanks babe. I needed that.

Aaaah oh how the ladies love a man in uniform.

Still got plenty of candy left over from trick or treat, fuck yeah. Nerds and Sour patch kids and Tootsie rolls OH MY! I'm gonna be on such a fuckin' sugar buzz for the next week or so.

That was gay man.

Come up with something better.

Fuck it.

I need to get laid, and drink myself stupid. Not necessarily in that order.

Been a while. I've been a good boy, so it's time to ruin the streak and put another notch in the belt.