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my lymph node is still the size of a pea
since my doctor gave me speshy nasal spray fun times, my sense of smell has decided to slowly start returning. since the end of last week i have smelt the following ( Read more... ) -
i have brainfreeze in my jaw, yo!
sooooooo bored of being sick right now. i am currently looking up restaurant menus on the internet and deciding what i would order if i was eating there. yup...this is what my life has become.
earlier i was looking up definitions for all the slang words i could think of for 'minge' in urban dictionary. i really enjoy the examples of using the word ( Read more... ) -
i'm jus talkin' fuckin' loose
if i lived in a cunt town then every day could be an op ad.
except for weekends when you'd be able to find me outside a bakery macking on some pies. -
Memo to Chilli Festival
Tribal ravers are a poor substitute to The Australian Santana Experience ( Read more... ) -
grapes are fun
Here is a list of all the things I would like to achieve in 2010 ( Read more... ) -
Ponder on this...
Why, oh why, does Suri Cruise need to carry a handbag? What could she possibly have in there?
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sizzlemania!
the prospect of gouty being an uncle makes swiney talk about uncle buck which makes poo get excited about giant pancakes which makes her drive faster in her automobile which makes her get a speeding fine which makes her very very mad. -
i thought machu picchu was a place not a guinea pig
today i saw a cute little middle aged man chasing his straw hat down the street, while his nessie friend stood and laughed. it reminded me of ron because he has a straw hat.
foolishness is totes bang, it is even better than the shamwow. -
i'm sorry if i seem a little stressed, it's just i've got no fucking pubes
i ran out of cleanser for like, 3 days, and now my face looks like an old man's foot.
also...i can't stop doing crossword puzzles. crosswords are the new word challenge.
