huh?? no idea. i've spelled incorrectly, i'm sure. but that's where i am hanging tonight for some apricot flavoured beer (you're allowed to gag cause i did til i tried it) and debauchery with the dude who i 'casually dated' for 1.5 years before ever kissing him (i'm a whore, i know ( Read more... )

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man, work ( Read more... )

i'm training again. i miss being cut like a marble statue, goddammit!! i miss my huge guns.

exactly four years ago i began working for a small (less than 100 employees) company that dished out the following perks ( Read more... )

1. i went to school with many dickwads. one in particular was in prison two years ago (attempted murder charge, dropped down to aggravated assault). two years later (that's 'today' for all you numbskulls) he is a millionaire. he created some stupid invention and some stupid american company bought the idea for an assload. WHY ( Read more... )

no, not my legs. definitely not those. my TEETH!! like buttah ( Read more... )

1. My name ( Read more... )

show me your irish pride. stand up and say 'i have a small penis and a firebox...WOOOOO!!'

dear person/persons who smashed my passenger-side window last night,

sorry i'm not stupid enough to leave anything of value in my car.
anyhow, i hope you enjoy the two quarters and old air freshener.

sincerely,
tawn.

p.s. fuck you.