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[taybooksofire]

Im on a mission to GAIN 6.5 pounds over the next few weeks. To gain a healthy pound week, I would need to consume 500 more calories than I burn per day. I dont know how many calories I burn per day but I have calculated that it would take, at most, 100 teaspoons of semen to complete the 500 extra calorie requirement (according to the 5-7 calories

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[carrotjuicer]

eggs for breakfast a couple times a week and malteds for dessert.

you missed a big date in OCTOBER.

[exposedink]

..am i your friend?
do you think about me?

i like your writing.
it's been a while.

hello

[tamedplayer]

We've lost touch through the years. But though we haven't talked or kept up.... I haven't forgotten CNN or anything of the like. You're still cool in my book. Hopefully one day we can get back to the friendship we once had. Ya think?