The first time I listened to it I thought it kinda sucked. But everyone whose opinion I respect said it was great so I gave them all the benefit of the doubt and listened to it again. And again and again and again. I assumed that I was at fault, that I was just missing something, and that if I only waited long enough, I'd finally understand what ( Read more... )

in the library, papering. paperizing. paperifying. why is it that the easiest assignments always take the longest to complete?

DEAR TENANTS:

KINDLY NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

POOL POLICY: THE POOL IS FOR TENANTS LIVING IN THE BUILDING ONLY. IF YOU HAVE A GUEST, PLEASE ASK MANAGER'S PERMISSION. UNFAMILIAR FACES WILL BE EXCUSED FROM THE POOL FACILITY.

DUCKS: DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS IN THE POOL; IT WILL CREATE A MESS.

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I watched "NOOOller coaster" for the first time last night, and the first thing that popped into my head was: that's what hell is. Hell is waking up every single morning to the sound of Darth Vader screaming NOOO at the top ( Read more... )

The research paper I've been working on for over two weeks is due this morning at 11am. It is now 2am and I still have quite a ways to go despite the fact that, for the first time in my academic career, I've worked very diligently and have done everything in my power to avoid pulling yet another all-nighter. When I realized that I still had hours ( Read more... )

I've spent my entire life trying to avoid the workforce. In 19 years, my only form of self-exertion has been to wake up and go to school, and sometimes I don't even do that. As I've aged, I've had to find new and creative ways to prolong my markedly lazy lifestyle; when summer camp ceased to be a viable alternative to a summer job, I quickly ( Read more... )

While trying to choose my spring quarter classes, I realized that I have no idea what I want to do when I graduate. I can usually stay optimistic by telling myself that the possibilities for an able bodied, occassionally hard working, UC graduate are endless, but tonight I'm not so sure. At first I thought Teach For America would be a good way to ( Read more... )

I've been thinking a lot about this, and I honestly believe that in the time it will take to get from today (Sunday) to the day I'm done with finals (Thursday), all the fun in the universe will be used up and there won't be any left for me. This presupposes, of course, that there is actually a fixed, quantifiable amount of fun floating around in ( Read more... )

Here is a list of events/activities that I am unable to attend because of finals:

- Jarrett's Largo show
- A trip to the zoo with Maya and Liana to see a mechanical dinosaur exhibit- An on-campus sneak preview of Garden State ( Read more... )

I am currently trying to study for my "Dinosaurs and Their Relatives" lab quiz, but can't, because I am too distracted by an MSN news headline that demands my (and your) immediate attention: Swedish moose runs off with bicycleHahahahhaha ( Read more... )