so as all of you know i have an amazing girlfriend named liz.

fuck yeah.

----------liz did not write this.

dear phil,
either finally hit me so you can go to jail where you belong, or shut your stupid coke snorting face you fucking douchebag.
love,
your worst fuckin nightmare.

i got one of those driver license things....

my birthday is soon. jauary 24th. you should probably get me things. http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/ref=wlem-si-html_viewall/002-2236431-3536836?id=1NKOY34GUT4Q3

wanna read this shit? ask me to be added.

ok great dream last night. i go into a tattoo parlor with my mom and i go up to the artist guy who happens to be this shitty old like armenian dude. i ask for this thing of a band guy. i ask for like a band guy for wahtever reason. he, being armenian and all, with the language barrier, thinks that i mean a band geek. so i end up with this huge ( Read more... )

yeah in gonna get strict with the friends only thing becuase some people are reading this that have nothing better to do (people who are on my friends list know who). so yeah if youre not on the friends list and wnat to be, leave a message.

yo everyone i set up this aim get file thing and so now if anyone wants at it, my whole mp3 collection (5,000 somehting files) is up for grabs via aim, because im nice and want people to be able to dl them but dont wanna share via kazaa at risk of being sued, so if you want them, just put me on your buddy list (matterybrain) and right clock and ( Read more... )

its bee so pleasant for like almost a year with my new(ish) email adress and it started the other day. i started getting spam. i was COMPLETELY spam free for almost a year and now all these people want me to lost weight and get a bigger dong. why do they care? and why are all the letters wierd ( Read more... )