LOVE FEELS GOOD WHEN IT SITS RIGHT DOWN, PUTS ITS FEET UP ON THE TABLE AND SENDS A BOWL AROUND

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I'm back from Montana, in Tennessee for now. To PA on Sunday ( Read more... )

I finished up my transfer apps today to UNC and UVA. I think I'd be happy at either school, even though I almost feel like a cop-out for wanting to go back south. Almost ( Read more... )

Today, I snuck into an English dept. meeting for English Majors to talk to Joyce Carol Oates. I had to lie about my major (the counter-friction ignores all aspects of the honor code in times of passion!) and when the professor started to introduce all the students (about 13 of them), when he got to me, he just stared and said "and I'm not sure who ( Read more... )

Hey. Hey listen! I'm not your goddamn waitress.

You see blood circulating out of veins, into arteries, diffusing through capillary beds, sailing to the heart. When people worry, you see them close their eyes and breathe through their noses until the skin outside their ribs becomes translucent and fragile. And when they breathe out, the skin grows like fruit. You see their organs fill up, shade ( Read more... )

Fucking late phone calls keep me up for like, the entire night.

"I've had show turtles for three years now, and I have yet to put them in a show. God, I'm such a hypocrite"

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Finally home. Wish Photobucket were working. For now, here is a picture that describes how I felt when they told me that Santa Claus was gay:


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