Man, this week's South Park was awesome.

Send the homeless to California, indeed.

All of the episodes from season 11 have been awesome.

Long live Matt and Trey.

and Butters.

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sigh.

So I'm an old man now. I threw out my back at work moving a printer, and they sent me home on worker's comp until Monday. I don't think I've ever hurt that much in my life. Well, that is until the toradol they shot me up with kicked in, mixed with he Ultram they prescribed me. Plus some Xanax ( Read more... )

"A parent called hizzoner at home about 10 p.m. to get the go ahead."

I shit you not.

My wife is so sweet. She willingly watched the end of Dirty Harry with me this morning before I went to work. She actually got to hear the .44 magnum speech, and see Eastwood say "well, do ya, punk?" before he blows a hole the size of a cantelope in the guy. :)

Okay, what the hell is going on? Of all the shitty things in the world to happen to me, this is the worst ( Read more... )

Have you ever been to Biloxi, MS? I’ve been there a few times; I don’t really care for gambling, but I like the pretty lights and free booze. The last time I went there was back in August of 2000. There’s a story that goes along with this ( Read more... )

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Eastwood

So we buried my grandmother Monday. She was really the only grandparent that I have ever had. They say she went peacefully.

Taxes to do. Yay!