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Once upon a time
Well before I met Michelle and got married and all of that, my life completely revolved around my daughter. From the time I would pick her up from daycare on Friday, until I returned her on Sunday at 6:00, it was just me and her. No one else mattered. I didn’t like to share my time with her with anyone ( Read more... ) -
An Update
As of January 1st, 2009,I have been a father for 10 years. As of January 4th, 2009,I have been a father of two for 5 years. They're like two peas in a bulletproof pod ( Read more... ) -
I have to make this work
Recently, I took my 4 year old son to a Mexican Restaurant for dinner. While waiting for food, he announced that he has to go to the bathroom; I asked if he had to pee or poop. He replied "I have to potty both ( Read more... ) -
I've been thinking about what to say
It's difficult to express raw emotion concisely the first time you write something, so forgive me if this rambles a bit ( Read more... ) -
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Best Stephen Lynch lyric ever:
"I can't believe that I found love in a place where my feet stick to the floor" -
Do what?
So, anyways, there's this guy called "Samwell" and he's got this video for a song called "What what...in the butt?". I think I saw this on the superficial a few weeks ago, and I just watched it all the way through for the first time.
Wow man, that's so out there that even homosexuals would say "damn girlfriend, that shit's fucking GAY ( Read more... ) -
i don't know what it is...
...about Gwen Stefani that I find so incredibly repulsive. I mean, everytime I see her face or hear her voice, I want to put my fist through an old lady's head.
She sucks. No Doubt about it.
HAHAHA I MADE A PUN.
Only assholes blog. -
I have a stalker!
Which is ok, as long as I don't wake up with a severed horse head next to me in bed, asking for cab fare. -
Stolen from Kerstin
"RULES: Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs. We only tag because ( Read more... )
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