Wow, has it really been that long since I last posted on here ( Read more... )

Things I like at the moment ( Read more... )

Ok, I should probably explain something. Fuck knows why the gossip about it hasn't got around already, but oh well ( Read more... )

Ok, maybe I'm not in a relationship then....

Well, it seems I'm officially in a relationship now, which is nice.
I've had a great couple of days.

Bloody hell! Guillemots are a bit good live.

I feel it's time I did an entry, even though I have better things to do ( Read more... )

I really am shit at this whole updating thing. Quite a bit has happened recently, but the only reason I'm posting is to have a bit of a rant ( Read more... )

I seem to have lost all ability to post on LJ these days. I'm only posting now because I'm very drunk, and I usually do make a post under these circumstances ( Read more... )

Tonight was very interesting. Among other things, I parted a sheeps legs in order to blow it, I dressed as an air hostess for most of the night, and I'm now the owner of a 19" penis. I am also ever so slightly battered.