Grandmom: (with a wish list) My grandbaby is looking for these gifts. Do you have any of these?

Me: (looks at the list)

Grandmom: What's My Little Pony?

Me: It's a children's show from the eighties.

Grandmom: Wow...that was over twenty years ago!

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People Right Now ( Read more... )

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Happy Leap Day!

I'm at lost with what to do with the sudden amount of free time I have ( Read more... )

Portland is the distant cousin of Pittsburgh, with a river running through the city being the only common denominator. It's small and filled with possibly then nicest people I've encountered; but then again, it goes along with my theory the farther one travels away from the Northeast corner of the States, the bigger the skies become and the more ( Read more... )

Today, I was laid off of my job at MBH with no reason.

I forgot how scary Pittsburghers are. I have been in Portland too long where it's state law to stop for pedestrians. And, I didn't have to worry about scary wannabe gangstas hitting on me as I walk to my bus stop ( Read more... )

Working at a fair is like unknowingly submitting yourself to a reality television show. You're secluded from the events of the outside world, spend unnatural amounts of time together with a bunch of people you would never spend five minutes with in your daily life, and a result, crazy drama ensues. There was enough jealousy, passive agressive ( Read more... )

POST(somewhere in the middle of america) We just crossed into Nebraska!There was a terrible storm on the way in. We hid in a gas station from the wind&rain.