There once was Thumbody ( Read more... )

if i rachel quigley am not married by the age of 60, i will marry shannon marie kelley. i will not attempt to make out with her and or have sex with her. if a man appears in her life i will divorce her an we will go our separate ways. i will move to where ever this type of marriage is legal and we will wreak havock on the nursing home til death ( Read more... )

team_ali is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.N
POISON
From Go-Quiz.comsaint shannon: how are youuuuuuuuu ( Read more... )

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would LIKE to do with one of us SOMEDAY.

answer for any of us... but no saying "i would make out with that fat pig named ali" because then i would get insanely jealous and have to call kelly to help me take you down. he likes that kinda stuff.

think of your safety when

"I know she's kind socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend."

Jade11286: no more whore store ( Read more... )

Randomness1687 (10:58:32 PM): i couldn't go for 5 hours without eating ( Read more... )

I quit my job at the whore store.

after spending all day in a closet putting alarms on clothes, pondering the meaning of life, i decided dressing like a slut wasn't for me...

many thanks to andg and lyd for visiting though

I got a scathing progress report from mrs. wing...

she doesn't like me

(rachel)

andrew2483: o, tonight jess wanted to see the SNL from this weekend and she goes "wow, mary kate looks a lot like rachel quigley"

greatest compliment of my entire life