Randomness1687: max- stopping at green lights is a good thing. You can never be too cautious.
DTFootball14: its called being rearended
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Randomness1687: i know im the best driver ever
DTFootball14: ever
DTFootball14: there is so much sarcasm there it is overwhelming

by the way, french boys are hot...

so last night piggy was driving my car with the top down, because even that fat pig is a better driver than me, and we were talking about how i still haven't learned to use the button where the windsheild washing fluid pops out and the wipers start. So piggy goes to show me, and because the top was down we got squirted and piggy's straight hair was ( Read more... )

mrs. tapper sent me a congratualtions email for my book award... maybe she likes me after all...

Jade11286: i have a question for you
Jade11286: if you were starving and there was no food...would you (a) lick cdump soup off of adonis mateo's naked chest? or (b) starve to death

this is our ex-friend the greek god adonis mateos. he spontaneously combusted in a tanning bed :moment of scilence:
ENJOY!!!


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friday is going to be the best day ever ( Read more... )

because pork is so near and dear to our hearts. (we love that fat pig):


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the river of doubt gave birth to a beautiful stone ( Read more... )

Randomness1687 (9:43:13 PM): I feel like i shoudl be on "the swan" before my senior portraits tommorrow

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