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[team_sociopath]

HOW TO BECOME A SUPERHERO
- THE THOMAS SHEPHERD TECHNIQUE -

1. Blow up your high school
2. Get arrested
3. Get transferred to morally questionable superjuvie
4. Get busted out by team of wannabe superheroes
5. Discover you look awesome in green
6. Stick around and flirt with the hot chick on the team

Comments

[perspectiveguy]

Does the flirting have to happen or is that a perk?

[team_sociopath]

Waste of time if it doesn't happen, I think.

[perspectiveguy]

What about the whole saving the world thing?

[team_sociopath]

If you can't flirt at the same time you're saving the world, you probably don't have what it takes, dude.

[childofsocal]

7. Draw yourself and your friends as ones. Make money off the graphic novel.

[team_sociopath]

I don't draw.

[childofsocal]

Hm. Do you write?

[team_sociopath]

Usually too busy with, you know, saving the world and stuff.

[primrosella]

Would it be all right to discover you look awesome in a different color, instead?

[team_sociopath]

I guess. But you'd have to cite it as a variation on the Thomas Shepherd Technique, and if you didn't credit me on it right I'd probably have to sue you.

[primrosella]

Well, it's just that I think I look better in red than in green, that's all. Or blue, that's also a fine one.

[team_sociopath]

Well, okay, but if you go for a red cape you might have to fight Billy for stealing his look. Though capes are kinda dorky anyway.

[repeatshimself]

You forgot: 'discover tenuous family bonds'.

[team_sociopath]

That too. But hitting on Kate is an important part of what I do for the team.

[repeatshimself]

How does it do anything other than annoy Eli?

[team_sociopath]

Does it need to do anything other than annoy Eli? Do you realize how awesome annoying Eli can be?

[team_sociopath]

Nope.

[team_sociopath]

It's not like it's a secret from Kate that she's hot.

We just flirt. It's no big deal.