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[team_sociopath]

HOW TO BECOME A SUPERHERO
- THE THOMAS SHEPHERD TECHNIQUE -

1. Blow up your high school
2. Get arrested
3. Get transferred to morally questionable superjuvie
4. Get busted out by team of wannabe superheroes
5. Discover you look awesome in green
6. Stick around and flirt with the hot chick on the team

Comments

[lookjustlike]

Well, I guess number 5 kind of actually works for me too.

[team_sociopath]

I think you have to take out the word in, and making that kinda judgment's my bro's department, not mine.

[lookjustlike]

Okay, fair enough. With the first part. And anyway, isn't the point that I think I look good in green? I mean, just green.

[team_sociopath]

I think it's a universally recognized fact that I do.

But whatever. I mean, you didn't really use the Thomas Shepherd Technique so it doesn't matter, y'know?

[adamantined]

You blew up your high school?

[team_sociopath]

Yup.

Would it help if I said it was an accident?

[adamantined]

That would depend on the accident.

[team_sociopath]

You'll have to speak to my attorneys about the details.