Author's Note:  Okay, I know quite literally nothing about Carnegie Lake in NJ, and I have no idea if you can rent boats out there or what.  What I do know is that, with the lakes by me, you can do all the things I mentioned in this chapter.  Hope I don't offend anyone from Princeton with my ignorance.  Oh, and you have my apologies because I'm ( Read more... )

Author's Note:  So, I had this entire chapter written yesterday, except for the last sentence.  Then my boss's nephew walked in, as he works where I do, and I had to exit the thing before I could post it.  Very annoying.  Anyway, the exchange in this episode is from No More Mr. Nice Guy, and it's one of my favorite House/Wilson moments of all time ( Read more... )

Author's Note:  Okie doke.  Back at work today, which means as many updates as I can crank out in six hours.  We shall see what becomes of it.  Oh, and there's really no reason that I chose to throw Brennan in, just that I've been rewatching season four, and he's the one out of all the people Amber has met that I've decided to make susceptible to ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Grr. So, the absolute last thing I need is another multi-chapter fic, but this one is only going to be two or three chapters. I wanted to make it a long-ass oneshot, but I'm getting off pretty soon, and I'm still not done typing it up, so I decided to break it up. And plus, it'll probably be another two days before I'll have internet ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Okay, this chapter has been driving me nuts. I've been fiddling with it for days trying to make it seem like less of the Transition Chapter that it is, but whatever. I won't allow it to break my spirit. If you read it'd be great if you'd review ( Read more... )

Author's Note: I don't own Charmed either, shockingly enough. If you read, please review, as my life is very very small.

Impossible though it seemed, fifteen minutes later the sun was setting in the purple sky. Wilson and Amber had agreed to shelf the rescue mission at dark so he slowly navigated the car to a nearby Hilton, and paid for them a ( Read more... )

Whew, because let me tell you what, I was seriously worried:

Question: There’s a rumor going around that Wilson will die in the season finale of House. Say it ain’t so, Ausiello! -Cherie
Ausiello: It ain’t so. There are no major deaths coming up on House. This season.

Also, slightly less cheery, though I do love her to death:

Question: House and his ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Okay, House's Head/Wilson's Heart is seriously sad. Anyway, not all the chapters are gonna be quite so crack!fic, but remember what the inspiration for this story was.

The drive to their next destination felt almost unbearably long, but Wilson attributed that to his nerves about the impending task. Though Amber had wanted to skip ( Read more... )

Ooookay, I'm sitting here in the middle of the night on the East Coast watching House's Head that I had DVRed and dude, this shit is intense.  He's piecing the clues together right now, and, to be quite honest, it's a little creepy.

House:  Why are you here?
Answer:  You believe in reason above all else.  There must be a reason.
House:  You have ( Read more... )

Wilson: Don't you ever eat anything besides canned soup and peanut butter?
House: Don't you ever eat anything that doesn't look like it's been rolled onto your plate by a dung beetle?
Dr. Wilson is having a bad day. He's already had to break bad news to two of his patients, and his favorite nurse dumped his coffee on his favorite tie. He takes a ( Read more... )