"Write what you know"

So ever since everyone has been getting noticed on craigslist's "mixed connections", I've worried that I'll never have my fifteen minutes.

But finally, it has arrived. Somebody noticed me.
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mis/307929902.html

My penis recedes into my body when I sit down.

I am sleepwalking. I must wake up. I am sleepwalking. I must wake up. I am sleepwalking. I must wake up. I am sleepwalking. I must wake up. Etc, etc, etc..

"Turn on, tune in, and drop out."

Last night we got really stoned and watched Nosferatu whilst listening to Bohren und der Club of Gore's 'Black Earth'. It was like synching the Wizard of Oz to Pink Floyd but for goth kids. After an experience such as this, I feel my mind will never think straight again. Nor will I be able to sleep with the lights off or slightly ajar doors nearby ( Read more... )

Recent times have my mind falling into this fantastic false sense of reality. Where there are no longer thin lines between dreams and reality, just a complete blur upon blur in comprehension. As much as I try to fight it, my measly mind collapses into the slightly wet thighs of Nabokov and Hemingway. This is a world in which the girls are always ( Read more... )

two boys meet as strangers on a bus ( Read more... )

(accordingly to the tune of an aftermath of Emmet St.'s most recent street hassle ( Read more... )

Sometimes when you're taking a piss in the toilet, all of the suds and bubbles boil up and look back at you like they are ten thousand accusing eyes. They're saying 'You're fucking ugly!' And they're saying 'You're a liar!' And they're saying 'You're a fat ugly liar. And you're a thief. And your friends don't wanna be your friends anymore because ( Read more... )