Caught my dad singing along to nearly every lyric of OMD's "Secret" in the car the other day. Right afterward, he was humming along to Cocteau Twins. Damn that XM radio. Soon enough he'll be leather daddying it up with Chris' dad. They'll be eating each other's crabmeat straight out of the can soon enough I say. On Saturday, I painted all day drunk ( Read more... )

I just accidentally kicked my cat. Don't worry, she's not pregnant. If you want kittens, I will breed and brood her. I can't believe I am going to class. Blaahhrhghghh, I've got nothing to say because the Eno girl said it already ( Read more... )

If it were legal, I'd marry her..


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It feels better at the bottom. It's warmer. You're closer to the core of the Earth.

Dear 2006, Oh you're already such a lovely whore ( Read more... )

In the midst of my walk to the liquor store, to purchase a pre-class 40oz, I achieved an erection due to the fact that I was wearing pajama pants and a hoodie with no shirt beneath it. It must have been the clear skied sunny day and/or my nipples rubbing against the fabric of the hoodie. Either way, there was a cute girl with a Campbell's Soup ( Read more... )

Falling asleep on the bus ends up to be quite easy when one eye is already swollen shut from a fight. These days I am so burnt out that the steady vibration of the AATA windows can't even get me hard anymore. Just before I fall so innocently into an enigmatic dream, the retard one seat forward wakes me. "And I have a speech problem, fetal alcohol ( Read more... )

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INTERNET POLL

What is rotting faster― Society or my teeth?

"Although Mary always grunted and upset her eyes, she would not associate what she felt with the sexual act. He had been convinced that her grunts were genuine by the change that took place in her when he kissed her heavily. Then her body gave off an odor that enriched the synthetic flower scent she used behind her ears and in the hollows of her ( Read more... )