Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

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Just in case anyone wants to try it... if made right, this drink is awesome.

Hurricane recipe

1 oz vodka
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz triple sec
grapefruit juice
pineapple juice

Pour all but the juices, in order listed, into a hurricane glass three-quarters filled with ice. ( Read more... )

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in Jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before ( Read more... )

Okay, so I told Sharleen I would have these shots up about 2 months ago, and they've actually been online that long, but I never got around to putting them on here.... so here goes..

Some random piece of "art"

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Fun and games, my friends, fun and games.

So, Friday night at work, just after the store closed, some assholes tried to break into the store. From the start:

*Janice (aka my mum) was out the back near the compactor, and thought she saw a leg upstairs, but wasn't sure it was anything cause it could have been her glasses. Then she hears a single thud ( Read more... )

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Here's the video.... hope this works

I really do need to start updating this thing more.

Um... so things are good, I guess. 
I've fully paid for my trip to the states. Shay is going next month. I have a feeling he's going for warped, or something like that. He's apparently following a heap of bands around. Lucky boy. Beccy is sorting out her holiday/move to London. She's doing about ( Read more... )

Okay, so I know I said I was going to put the video of Dirty at the Hordon Fall Out Boy show online, but the damn thing is too goddamn big. The file is 89.4meg. So, if you really want it, I guess I can put it on sendspace or megaupload. Let me know.

It really puts on a show.

How cool was the lightning. Max and I stood outside on the street taking photos untill it got too dangerous to stay. Lightning was hitting close. It blacked out part of the street just up from us, and our street light (by our, I mean the one just outside my house) would go out for 10 minutes, then come back on, then go off ( Read more... )

Okay, so, I was going to make this big post about the My Chem shows, but I stopped half way through, and now I just cant be bothered. Instead, I'm just gonna post some of the photos from the two nights.

Gerard not getting where to start from after they stopped in the middle of dead! to get the crowd to move back:

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