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[teaselbone]

GOD I HATE PISSING SO MUCH!!!! Though, in other news, a local bar that I once frequented long ago came under new ownership and it's now called, Wile E. Coyote's Hotel and Saloon. Thus, it is my new favorite bar and I'm making the logo for the shirts! Pictures sometime

Comments

[theottsel]

My Duncan collection is better than yours, though.

[fragglemon]

My Duncan is bigger than yours though! * waggles *

[puctiger]

I didn't realize peeing was such an inconvenience. This sounds as if it's an epic struggle -- a war you've been fighting for 27 years -- with no end in sight. Your bladder is your Sauron.

. . . I was going to go on about how if you put on a 'ring' of power, you can hold back Sauron's evil forces, but then we'd be talking about your genitals and I think that discussion is best left for after the third or fourth hour of your initial Wile E. Coyote drinking binge.

[fragglemon]

Duncan could eat your Coyote in a heartbeat and then poop it out in a... pulse rate... and then... send you on down the Green River! Yeah! Smoke that in your beer!

[duncanroo]

It's bootleg. Doesn't count. Warner will shut 'em down and then you'll be left with a hollow shell of a collection, thus forcing you to retract your statement.

Plus it won't be local to you for long, bucko.