So I ordered a Mighty Kids Meal @ McDonald's ( Read more... )

How strange is it that I've actually LOST weight over the holiday? This is the time people are supposed to give themselves free reign to eat to their heart's content and worry about how fat they've gotten only after the new year, so they can tell themselves they'll lose weight and then forget about the whole ordeal. And what do I do? I eat when I'm ( Read more... )

I want to meet someone who eats creamed corn straight from the can. That seems like an odd quirk. I'd probably never talk to the person again because they sound like they have no social capabilities at all. But I want to meet them. And then walk away.

And it seems like I was part of a suicide cult, that's a lie. John has killed me.

...I now feel safe.

Just washed my hands. About to eat. Here are a few notes ( Read more... )

Is it bad that I have studied exactly uh...none...for any of my finals? No, my friends. It is not. And I tell you why. No one cares. At all. I don't even care, and they're MY finals. Grades do not matter. Have fun, eat a good breakfast, pick up a book, and learn something you like. In one hundred years, we'll all be dead. I would much rather spend ( Read more... )

I've got five days left in school. Three of them are reserved for finals. One is a school required review day. How is it possible that on that one day all of my teachers are cruel enough to burden me with three tests and a project? AND I ONLY HAVE FOUR CLASSES ( Read more... )

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So in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm going to make a list of things I want for the next holiday since like a true American, I am unable to appreciate what is right in front of me. Woo woo! Okay, so you all know the deal. List of 10 things. Maybe someone will randomly have something you want. The point isn't to spend money. Try to make a wish come ( Read more... )