The Divine Comedy

[technicolorsun]

A man in Hollywood sold me a flower made from a palm branch for five dollars. I carried it in my right hand during the metro's slow subterranean crawl back to Figueroa. Eight days later. Slim tells me he is taking up method acting, hoping to compete with Denzel Washington for an oscar. He was overjoyed to hear that I was a member of his group on

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[slideswpenguins]

Our generation is ridiculously lonely.

[freudenmadlein]

Ah, the blooming of the cum trees. There's an especially huge cluster of them around the Thematic Option building...makes you wonder what all those crazy "honors" kids are up to.

[epitomeofgrace]

i remember when you broadcasted that interesting tidbit about campus smelling like semen and i was the ONLY ONE WHO GOT IT. that's when you know radio reaches people - there's that one person who gets exactly what you're saying. dinner. weds. me. you. bomb diggity.

[whisiankid]

so there's this kid i know, he runs the streets like it's no one's business. god speed my friend. that first sentence had nothing to do with anything. haha...

[starryj]

Dear Sam,

You're awesome. Every time I read your writing, even if it is about semen trees, I think of what an amazing writer you are.

Also, you read "The Straight Dope," which makes you okay(er than you already were) in my book.

<3
joyce